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⚔️ Collectible Card Combat · Est. 2026

Food Crimes Games

Part culinary catastrophe. Part strategic warfare.
A collectible card combat game where every ingredient is a weapon, every recipe is a battle plan, and the kitchen has completely descended into glorious chaos.

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📍 LIVE EVENT

We're at KublaCon 2026!

Memorial Day Weekend · Burlingame, CA · Protospiel Space · Come Playtest!

🗓 May 23–26, 2026 📍 Hyatt Regency, Burlingame CA 🎲 Protospiel — Hands-On Demo 🆓 Free to Play
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// The Case File

What Is
Food Crimes?

Imagine a collectible card combat game with the strategic depth of a classic dungeon-crawling card system and the completely unhinged satirical chaos of a mad cartoonist who got unsupervised access to a professional kitchen. That's Food Crimes.

Players build custom decks, summon culinary combatants, and deploy absurd food-based abilities in head-to-head tactical battles. Expect unexpected synergies, gleefully broken combos, and cards that make you laugh before they make you lose.

We're deep in prototype development — tuning mechanics, building out the card universe, and getting ready for our first public playtest at KublaCon Protospiel 2026. No store yet. Just pure, chaotic, delicious game-making energy.

⚔️ Card Combat 🃏 Collectible 🍕 Food Theme 😂 Satirical 🎲 Strategic 🔥 Chaotic 🖼️ Illustrated
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// Case Files

Dev Log

May 23–26, 2026 Event

KublaCon Protospiel — We'll Be There in Burlingame

Memorial Day Weekend 2026. We'll be in the Protospiel space at KublaCon with fresh prototype decks, ready for strangers to commit food crimes against each other. Come find us. Come play. Tell us what's broken.

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In Progress Development

Prototype v0.1 — Core Combat Loop Is Taking Shape

The fundamental combat system is locked. We're now deep in iteration on card types, resource economy, and win conditions. Early finding: there are too many ways to lose involving condiments. This is fine. This is intended.

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Coming Soon Card Preview

First Card Reveals Dropping Soon — Follow Instagram

The first wave of Food Crimes cards is almost ready to show. Illustrated, dangerous, and deeply weird. We'll drop them on Instagram first before the full gallery goes live here.

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// The Hotline

Say Hello

Questions about the game? Want to playtest before KublaCon? Witnessed a food crime and need to report it? We respond to everyone.